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Subject:
Martha vs. Maxine |
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*Martha's Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the
bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. |

*Maxine's Way *
Just suck the ice cream out of the
bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the
couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! |
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To keep potatoes from budding, place an
apple in the bag with the potatoes. |
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it
in the pantry for up to a year. |
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When a cake recipe calls for flouring the
baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be
any white mess on the outside of the cake. |
Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it
for you. |
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If you accidentally oversalt a dish while
it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the
excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." |
If you oversalt a dish while you are
cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's
motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it
tastes!" |
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Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting
in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. |
Celery? Never heard of it! |
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Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust
before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. |
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not
include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't. |
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Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in
half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. |
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and
drink! |
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If you have a problem opening jars, try
using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes
opening jars easy. |
Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can
open it for you. |
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Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. |
Leftover wine???????????
HELLO !!!!!!! |
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